Resolve

This is a list of things that Adam and I have decided I should do tonight. Or rather, within the week:

1. Get absolutely plastered - nothing like alcohol to dull the mind
2. Smoke some weed - apparently it makes everything comes alive!
3. Go out and land a shag - doesn't matter who. Just as Mandy says - just don't give my phone number

And after I'm done with Step 3, I am to repeat Steps 1 to 3 again. Over and over and over.

Until..

And if that doesn't answer your question - I have serious doubt about your intellect.