In My Pad

Here's the best way to come home:

1. Head straight to the freezer
2. Whip out the vodka
3. Pour ya self a nice ice cold shot
4. Top it up with ya fave mixer
5. Putting the best trance tracks
6. Light one candle
7. Take off your top
8. Down ya drink
9. Light up a fag
10. Dance ya heart out without a care in the world

Works all the time - EVERY TIME!

Hey - I'm entitled to it. After the crap week I've been put thru, and I've put myself thru - I DAMN BLOODY HELL DESERVE IT!

Go on - judge me all ya want.. I don't give a rat's arse about what you or the neighbours think.

This IS Barbsie Loaded. Can you handle THAT?

I didn't think so too.