Slap Me Silly

sur⋅re⋅al ~ adjective 

1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of surrealism; surrealistic.
   
2. having the disorienting, hallucinatory quality of a dream; unreal; fantastic
   

There are so many facts for me to wrap my head around with today that I don't even know where to begin!

It's one of them pinch yourself just to hear you go "ouch" and slap yourself in the face to feel the pain and know you're conscious kinda day.

You'd really have to be in my shoes to know what I'm going about cos mere words and no amount of creative writing would do it justice.